Germany: Boingy Boingy, Trampoline hits Train

RTE reports that a High-Speed German Train had to make a major emergency stop when a Trampoline blew in front of it Today. It stopped some 300 meters after impact down the track. Now if that was a James Bond car, the Parachute would have been at the back of the car so it would capture the air and slow it down well below the 300 meters mark.... Honestly I thought the Germans were supposed to be the uber-efficient ones.