Mr. Bush and HRH Queen Elizabeth II

A Nice little Gem for this hour of the morning. :-)
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George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to,
and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr.
Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a
King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a
Principality then?" To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you
have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an
Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again,
Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are
not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen
said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

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