Was that you darling or did the Earth move again?

erm apparenlty, well theres no apparently in it, there was an Earthquake in the UK tonight measuring 4.7 on the Ricter Scale. Now before that Israeli MP gets all excited again, will somebody please tell him that no the gays did not cause the Earthquake this time, it was merely a glitch in the new time-machine that Britain is building with Norway in order to return the world to its original state, which they were getting help from Dr. Who who accidently dropped his sonic screwdriver and pressed it around the Hull area and well kinda set off the whole chain reaction.....