Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Ag Fiach an Dreoílin: Hunting the Wren

So it is 2pm on St.Stephen's Day and so far there has been no sign of any persons coming to hunt the wren. I used to do it when I was younger but have not in years. It would be nice to see somebody coming to hunt the wren this year but I will not hold my hopes too high. I shall however recant my story of the how the Wren became the King of all the Birds. This story is of cunning and how the underdogs do sometimes win out.


The Birds of the World were arguing amongst themselves as to who was to be their King. The great Eagle with its magnificant poise and royal crown of white and noble yellow beak, exclaimed that he was the King as he was the biggest of all the birds present. Needless to say, this was disputed by some of the other birds. The Owl, whose self confirmed wisdom advised that his wisdom would ensure that he was the King of the Birds and would rule wisely. The Robin red-breast piped up that his breast & array of colours ensured that he was the most noble for the position. As all this arguing was continuing, the little wren listened the squalling that was ongoing, but kept quiet as it intensified.

The Birds of the World decided that the best way to find out who would be King was to have a competition to see who could fly the longest and highest. All of the Birds of the World agreed to this competition and the stage was set for the crowning of the King of the Birds for a mid-winter's morning. The birds all left to rest and prepare for the competition. The little wren remained thinking about the competition, and how he could win it.

The morning of the Competition arrived. A cool crisp landscape had landed on the day with the sun just breaking through the mist fog that had descended in the night. The noble Eagle with his golden beak and white crown arrived first, followed by the wise Owl. The Red Breasted Robin arrived, his red plumes glistening in the morning sunlight. Finally the little wren arrived still wondering how he would win the competition. He decided to nestle down for a nice nap before the competition begun.

Meanwhile, all the rest of the birds of the world arrived and got ready for the competition. The signal for the start of the competition was the sun arising over the crest of the furthest mountain. An Air of excitement built up among the Birds of the world as the sun begun its ascent into the morning sky.. As the first rays of the sun began to appear over the furthest mountain, the birds of the World took flight en masse in a such verosity that the Sun's rays of light were temporarily blocked by their flight ascent.

The Birds of the World continued to climb and climb, longer and higher until it begun to claim the first of its casualties. The red breasted Robin, with its red plumes was the first to fall, unable to continue the ascent bowed out of the race. Next the wise Owl, who had been keeping pace with the noble Eagle begun to show the strains of the competition and flew until he could fly no more. He then bowed out of the race.

The Noble Eagle looked quiet smug as he watched his competitors falling off one by one and continued to fly for longer and further as the rules they had agreed to stated. Finally when the Noble Eagle was assured that there was no longer any more competition around the place, he began his descent to claim his throne.

The little wren woke up suddenly to the jolt of a descent only to realise that he had slept for the whole race. However he then realised he fell asleep on the back of the Noble Eagle. He then jumped off the Eagle's back and begun to ascend and circle the lands, as the Noble Eagle began to descend. Once the the Noble Eagle had landed, and was ready to accept the defeat of the rest of the Birds of the World, the little wren descended among all of the Birds of the World. All were stunned to see how the size of the little wren had lasted against the test, that had seen so many fail. However they were forced to concede defeat to the little wren and the Wise Owl, the Red breasted Robin and the Noble Eagle all bowed to the King of all the Birds.


(EDIT: to take in account for comments)

The wren is surprisingly associated with treachery perhaps to do with the sneaking on board the eagles back. It is accredited with betraying Irish soldiers whom were fighting the advance of Norsemen, by beating their wings on their shields. The killing of the first of the Christian martyrs, St. Stephen, was apparently betrayed by the wren and this is one of the traditional reasons why the wren is hunted on St.Stephen's day. The procession song which goes with the hunting the wren goes something like this

'The wren, the wren, the king of all birds
On St. Stephen's day was caught in the furze.'

Another possibility for this rational, is that the wren in irish is "dreoilín" or 'draoi ean', which is a derivative of druids. A druid was a traditional healing man in the times of the olden tribes of Dé Danan and the Dál Cais. However with the advance of Christianity in Ireland, their influence declined. As such, the dreoilín became hunted as associated with the old ways and needed to be rid of. In traditional times, the wren would have been hunted and killed and brought around while singing in the areas. Personally (and thankfully!) I have never done that part of the ritual and it has died out in recent years.

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Festivities of Christmas.

The Festivities of Christmas Day is now dwindling down. Joyous occasion, as ever. Lots of food consumed and non-alcoholic beverages drunked. Thought I would share a picture of the Table setting this morning before it got destroyed. :-D. To my cousin and friends in Australia, Happy stephen's Day.


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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Our Christmas Tree

Just thought I would give y'all an peek at our crimbo tree in the flat. Its pretty and has lots of fairy lights and is soo neatly proportioned....it was aload of maths and science ppl who did it, what a surprise :-D.lol. However it looks wonderful. :-D

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Hairspray release on DVD

So As you will see below, 'Hairspray' is out on DVD this weekend. If anybody *HINT* at all *HINT* is seriously struggling to find me an *MAS pressie, well this would be a very good place to start. However can you please work it out among yourselves, so I dont end up with a gazillion copies of the bloody thing, have to sell 3/4 of them on Ebay, while holding the other quarter, as an "insurance policy" in case somebody scratches the disk!
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Review: "Hairspray"
by Marc Breindel (Planetout.com)

"Welcome to the '60s!" a big, bright musical number from the new "Hairspray" invites us. Welcome to a time when Americans dreamed big, sang big and wore their hair very, very big. All the numbers in "Hairspray" are as big as the beehive bouffants the dancers wear, and as much fun as a tiki luau at Rock Hudson's swimming pool, circa 1962. Summer movies don't come any sunnier.

"Hairspray" the movie musical revives the 1988 camp classic by gay film god John Waters. A Broadway version of "Hairspray" won the Tony Award for Best Musical in 2003. Now it's back on the big screen with the original John Waters story, the Tony-winning Broadway score by gay partners Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman (they famously kissed on national TV when they accepted their prize) and a shiny new cast of Hollywood stars. Unlike last year's disapointing "The Producers," this new creation not only stands up to its predecessors, in some ways it surpasses them.

For those who just came out of the closet, "Hairspray" is the fairy-tale story of Tracy Turnblad, an endearingly perky John F. Kennedy-era teeny-bopper whose love of Baltimore and early '60s dance changes the lives of everyone around her. Tracy overcomes racism, sexism, conformity and even McCarthyism to open her neighbors' eyes to a groovy Technicolor world of social liberation and style.

Tracy (played by irrestible newcomer Nikki Blonsky) doesn't fit the conventional "leading lady" image of 1962 (nor of 2007, for that matter). She's too short, too heavy and too lower-middle-class. On the outside, that is. Inside she has the grace of Audrey Hepburn, the spunkiness of Gidget and the fierce dancing rhythm of soul godfather James Brown. Best of all, Tracy is congenitally oblivious to a chorus of family, friends and foes alike who warn her not to dream so big lest she make a laughingstock of herself. Guess who gets the last laugh.

Tracy shares the screen happily with an absolutely fabulous ensemble cast. There's harried homemaker Edna Turnblad, a character invented by legendary drag queen Divine and played very differently here -- charmingly so -- by John Travolta (more on him later). Tweener heartthrob Zac Efron of Disney Channel's "High School Musical" makes girls swoon again as crooner Link Larkin. Fellow dream teen Elijah Kelly brings even more charisma to his role as Seaweed, the sweet young dancing machine who catches the eye of Tracy's adorable best friend, Penny Pingleton (Amanda Bynes).

Penny's Bible-thumper mother, Prudy Pingleton, is a hilarious cartoon in the hands of the always-sublime Allison Janney. Queen Latifah is welcome as ever, here combining civil-rights-earth-mother with raucous Motown DJ Motormouth Maybelle. Michelle Pfeiffer steals her every scene as Velma Von Tussle, a suburban sexpot in '60s glamour gowns that would make Ginger from "Gilligan's Island" jealous, and who'll stop at nothing to see her daughter Amber (Brittany Snow, cleverly borrowed from NBC's similar "American Dreams") named Miss Teenage Hairspray in a snowy TV wonderland of pastel-tinted Eisenhower-era segregation that is the Von Tussles' personal domain.

The real action takes place on a local "American Bandstand"-style TV show, Tracy's whole reason for living until she learns that life is about more than just dancing a great Mashed Potato. James Marsden (of "X-Men") plays the slick but good-hearted host in the shiny green-and-blue cocktail jackets, singing and dancing sensationally. "The Corny Collins Show" has just one "Negro Day" a month, hosted by Motormouth Maybelle, and otherwise blacks are banned from the airwaves. Velma likes it that way, and she's the station manager. Just about everyone else wants to integrate, for reasons that become obvious whenever the African-American characters appear on screen. They're the hottest dancers and have the most charming personalities, let alone the basic issue of equality.

Soucre & contd: Planetout.com

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Santa hit in drive-by shootin

I Shouldnt laugh! HOWEVER.....ITS FRICKING NOVEMBER SO IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR HAVING HIM OUT!!!!


For the record, I was in the Republic of Ireland at the time of this shooting. I cannot be implicated in the apparent drive-by shooting of you-know-who, in November.

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DAVID HALLETT/The Press

Who shot Santa?
The jolly fella in the big red suit apparently took a bullet this week in a drive-by shooting. Jo Bridgman stands at the bullet-damaged window of her I Love Christmas shop with an injured Santa.

Who shot Santa?
The jolly fella in the big red suit apparently took a bullet this week in a drive-by shooting.

Jo Bridgman, owner of the I Love Christmas shop, arrived at her central Christchurch shop to discover not only did her window have a bullet hole through it – but so did Santa. His porcelain face has been shattered.

She had no idea who the mysterious assassin was. But she did wonder whether "it's someone with a deep-seated issue who didn't get what they wanted last Christmas"

The thick glass shop window appeared to have been pierced by some kind of bullet, but Bridgman was unable to find the ammunition. She said shooting Santa at the shop on the junction of Manchester and Tuam streets was sacrilege.

Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4265040a10.html

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